Post One -or- The one where I babble on for a while

So I figured before I get into this I should make a declaration of values, or something like that. So here are the things that I will try my darndest to do:

1) I'll never get too serious here. I mean shoes are just dressings for the feet, and let's face it, feet are kind of silly looking (I think it's all those little toes...). Anywhoodle I'll keep a sense of humor.

2) It's OK to disagree with what I say, so feel free to post comments that say another opinion. It's more fun that way.

3) I won't like, talk like, in a way that, like omg, totally sounds like this. lol, like gag me with a spoon. Well... I might sometimes, but in sarcasm.

4) I won't make another post like this, I swear.